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Say goodbye to the football season is a bit like giving birth in a ginger child: After nine months of optimism, hope and despair, we are left with a genuine feeling of disappointment.

The final day is often emotional. Who can forget the Liverpool overcome Arsenal for the title in 1989? Well, unfortunately, my friend. In fact, if you see a small pension walking dazed streets, you should avoid football trivia, old age is not easy.

I am absolutely devastated that I have to work on Sunday as the drama unfolds. The uncle gave me twice as long and one day instead, but I'm pretty satisfied, but did not fall well with Louise.

Lou has not been so obsessed with Liverpool were beaten by Chelsea in the Champions League semi-final. Liverpool supporters are like Paul McCartney on his wedding night, struggling to get more second stage of a disappointment.

Steven Gerrard dives wait Glasgow to inspire his teammates to victory over the Spurs but I think the boys at Tottenham 9 / 5. They can be heroes just for Juande.

Manchester United is close to winning the title and I am particularly pleased Paul Scholes. There was a concern that Paul's career was the result of a blurred vision, practically confirming what my mother told me. I feel my head in my hands if Manchester United beat Wigan in the quarter.

As often in a top match, there was a lot of activity early on the market, the leading scorer of the first. Bookmakers have already seen a monkey on Ronaldo, a pony on Carlos Tevez and Wayne Rooney old dog.

One recently discovered tribe of Congolese pygmies have admitted that he knew absolutely nothing of Western civilization, except that Steven Gerrard's best football Frank Lampard.

Frank is all just not that great player, most of his goals come from his close relationship with the O'Shea family, notably Rick. Frank needed 29 attempts to score a Stone holiday 18-30.

Franco will not be happy Chelsea finishing second best to Manchester United. I remember how he was upset during his first time suggested that had a weight problem – I sent a text saying "gbvsdfabdsb.

Ashley Cole will also be satisfied a wild card. The overrated full-back is desperate for success to consolidate its role as a celebrity. It has already been provided a place in next week Jonathan Ross show just need to find three friends and a piano. Chelsea are certainties to beat Bolton, I am the 1 / 6 like John Terry an arbitrator.

I am no stranger to the disappointment, I once watched all of Soccer AM. Alex McLeish can identify, which would give Birmingham right-hand to avoid relegation, but a trade of this magnitude has never let Heather Mills. I'm backing Blackburn to beat the Blues 3 / 1 but warned that the price is falling quicker than Steven Gerrard in a penalty area.

Reading are a bit like Princess Diana, who used to air well, but they hit walls.

The wife is praying that the Royals stay, as it has always maintained his English teacher writing " reading difficulties "in its relation to school.

I hope that reading a great Derby, and I'm not a big fan of Robbie Savage – I can not forget that I started dancing when I was young. I can not let my heart rule my head, but I'll be like Robbie and mark an "X" to 7 / 2.

Portsmouth is staggering like a drunk in a sumo wrestler cap – have not won in their last games. In fact, they have not won in his last four games, he is more than a handful Jeremy Beadle.

I would like to see Pompey beat Fulham as I have enormous sympathy for Harry Redknapp, who has been the subject of further consultations that 118-118 people.

Hollywood should a film of Harry's life, which could call for the purchase, contraction and investigated for fraud.

A case can be done to make copies of Portsmouth 5 / 2 to beat Fulham, but are more holes than Pete Doherty. I will be like David Cameron to college, and get stuck in the draw for the 11 quarters.

I hope that my son is a professional footballer. The last time I had kicked around the yard, I nutmegged twice, no one regrets the opening their legs on two occasions since Mrs Neville.

Phil Neville is like the sun, you should never look directly at him. The bottom two evils is surprisingly bright, you can quote the old Chinese proverb: "Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, give him twelve cans of beer and he believes Newcastle are worth putting at Goodison Park.

Do not Stephen Hawking to Everton are nailed to the 10/11, even Mrs Hawking could use one, except at the gym working the bags.

I once said that Benjani could not hit the tail of a cow with banjo. If you get to achieve that probably want to hit me, I'd better change my name to Annette.

On this subject, I have a once tried to hit the tail of a cow with a low – at least that's what I told the police officer, although the absence of an banjo aroused some suspicion.

Middlesbrough is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma is a mystery in a hole. 11/10 for the victory over Manchester City Boro is the proposal the most interesting since Ulrika Johnson offered Sven Goran Eriksson a little slice of Swedish fish pie.

Is it bad for I talk incessantly about my admiration for Cesc Fabregas? Apparently, it is during sex.

Cesc is a small wizard. A great future in the game while avoiding Debbie McGee. Arsenal is a big bet on 11/10 to beat Sunderland, is as clear as the chin on Frank Lampard's chin.

As a fan of Aston Villa, I am a big fan of Randy Lerner. I'm not ashamed to say that all he needed was just to please me rap.

I read an average healthy male 20 minutes when expressing his love physically, I suppose includes travel by taxi and queue for the ATM. I will throwing my money in a victory at West Ham Villa, 12 / 5 is positively pulchritudinous.

The Premier League remains my true love, but from time to time, I'm in the arm of Major League Soccer, SPL, the conference and the Paralympics. I'm a bit uneasy to watch football at a level as low, however, but Rangers have made the final of the UEFA Cup.

I am often asked why I appear reluctant to share my experience in football Scot scene. I can assure you that it is not the result of xenophobia, some of my best friends know the Scotsman. I know that victory over Hibernian Celtic almost completed in the fourth title of the Bhoys.

My computer is a bit like the woman, whether information is hit correctly, the Positive results are guaranteed. My spreadsheet has a sound if the odds offered on a CAREB are higher than the actual probability of success: when I 16 / 1 near Middlesbrough, Tottenham and West Ham took a guitar.

About the Author

Gerry McDonnell is a professional odds compiler, journalist and rescuer of small orphans.

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